A guy I know dropped acid recently.

His adventure can be best summarized by this:

This is your cat on a synth(etic substance)

Tune in, drop out kids.

It’s fucking hot.
Had a bad day at work (oh, you too?).
If I had a slave I would whip her.

This always cheers me up though.
Assumedly whoever created this masterwork of absurdity had made themselves a couple of crack sandwiches for lunch.
In any case, they are a fucking genius.

Masterpiece.