I’m so fucking hard right now…. here’s why:

Despite the rumours, he is blatantly homosexual….

MMA fans may be aware that this dumbass gay slimebag is predominantly into men, due to his innate love of rimming hairy man ass.

Actually, it has been beautiful to watch him vaguely penetrate the mannequin bucket or tepid water that used to be the biggest porn slut on the planet (despite the fact she didn’t do anal…. loser) for the last couple of years or so… maybe he was secretly penetrating her kids for satisfaction?? Not such a bad option, I would have.

Anyway, big props to this guy, coz at least he’s being honest!

ps – no previous post has been in so many categories…. and that shit ain’t a good thing, truuuusssst me!

So, apparently this horrid dumb bitch is about to have a sex tape released (against her will) by Vivid…
Anyone stupid enough to part with some of their hard earned to see this bitch get fucked is particularly retarded…. unless of course the sex was against her will also, and she was snuffed at the end, I’d pay to see that shit!

so, inspired by pure fucking boredom…

I made you this cock sandwich, EAT IT.

So, should we seriously be suprised?

Or more to the point, should we GIVE A SHIT?!  Well, I certainly don’t give a shit… Some B grade, recently (somehow) Oscar winning actress marries the tattooed badboy Jesse James, causing an initial ‘hoo-hah’, which quickly died off when there was no filthy sex tape or stories of orgies or aborted babies.

I digress, the point I was TRYING to make was, who gives a shit that an overrated dickhead cheated on his overrated fucking wife with some tattooed filthy dirty tattooed spunkfest named Michelle Bombshell….

I’m honestly more interested in this Japanese girls’ bowel movements.

One for the Aussies…
She’s an overrated slag, but hey, people like seeing titties when they’re not supposed to, what can I say…