Hey there cockheads!
You may recall that a while back I mentioned how completely shit Australian politicians are (aren’t they all?).

It seems the entire nation agreed with me!
Last weekend, Aussies were forced to vote (unlike Yank poofs we are obliged to vote BY LAW) and the choices were so shit that people were split completely down the middle!

Hung Parliament they say! Funny because both leaders have the same size cock.

So now as a nation, we are awaiting the decision of this fuckwit to decide which party he will side with.

Sums up our country perfectly.
Praying for a tidal wave,
money.

shut your cunt mouth.

Allow me to catch you up on the Ausfailian political landscape in a brief summary:

A few weeks ago, “Optimus” Prime Minister Kevin07 Rudd grew tired of his Deputy’s sooking when he demanded oral pleasure and threw one of his notorious tantrums.

She relented and gave him what he wanted, only to run to her dimwitted (Communist) Union buddies to help oust the nasty Kevin07.

And so, while he had his back turned to the door, jerking off to hentai, she crept into his room like the shifty immigrant she is, and knifed poor Kevin07.

The lowly troglodyte assumed the position (hahah) of PM and took over Ausfailia.
Now that an election has been called for Aug. 21, the witty, driven, intellectual inhabitants of this desert country get to choose between a douche and a turd sandwich to run the the place.

Take a look at these fuckheads.
Which would you choose?

It seems our only option is to take the lead of my colleague The rapist and vote for Eminem on the ballot card.

That said, get out there kids and vote!