That’s right Jay-Z, you big-lipped mother fucker, I said it… Rihanna is a talentless waste of her daddy’s jizz. The world would have been better off had said jizz been flushed down some crackhead hooker’s throat with a pint of syphilis-laden urine.

Look on the internets for pics of me shitting!

Only the dumbest kind of slut would sing a song about domestic abuse wearing next to nothing, after being the victim of domestic abuse herself (props Chris).

Thanks TMZ, you faggots.

With a teeny bit of luck perhaps Rihanna will have her voice-box torn out by wolverines, so we won’t have to hear her fucked up whiney over-produced drivel any longer. Perhaps then she’ll stick to leaking nude pics of herself online that 15yo gangsta-wannabes can get hard over.

Plenty more where this came from..

Even the lyrical genius Eminem can be seen below wishing she’d just fucking die.

can you believe this shit!?

Rihanna, No word of a lie, I don’t give a fuck if you “like the way it hurts”, I would pay good money to watch you burn.

Chews cock for sure

I will make no song and dance about this: Justin Bieber is shit.
He cannot sing.
He cannot dance.
He is too young to even have seen a movie with the word ‘shit’ in it.
He wears nappies (diapers, stupid Yank cunt).

All this shrieking fandom bullshit is hyped by a media so short of any real content that it creates a frenzy itself.

I HOPE YOU ARE ABDUCTED AND RAPED BY CRAZED PRISON ESCAPEES BIEBER.
Die.
P.S. I love that Baby song! You know, the one that goes:
‘Baby, baby, baby oooooh,
like baby, baby, baby noooooooo,
like baby, baby, baby, ooooh.
Thought you’d always be mine, mine (repeat x34)’

Their mothers should have aborted them.

Who can explain this?

Why are these fuckheads popular?

Are there THAT many 20 year old receptionists out there?

I hope Al Qaeda target a Black Eyed Peas ‘concert’ and kill them and as many of their idiot fans with them.
These cunts are only the same level of talent as P!!!!nk.
Die.

Have you ever heard the term ‘hate fuck’?

For me, Katy Perry is the epitome of the phrase.

Faux slut chic

I loathe her ‘music’ and in many ways I find her disgusting.
That said, she has very large breasts and a decent physique, so maybe I will spare the bullet.

In addition she is engaged to this fuckwit..

Needs to overdose badly.

This cunt is a fucking moron, says stupid shit, is a talentless ‘singer’ but she is pretty attractive in a spoiled Valley Girl sort of way.

If you get a chance, kidnap and rape her tomorrow.

P.S. That new song of hers, California Gurls is inarguably the worst piece of shit ever created in the guise of Pop Music.

A portrait of stunning beauty

Kate Hudson is a fucking genius.
Somehow she manages to make spectacularly shit films, get paid for them, and also trick famous men into dipping their penis into her herpes pond.
I would not hesitate in fucking her mother before even letting Kate perform my nightly ball/anus shave.

It seems that every time I take a shit and proceed to wipe my silky smooth bottom with the latest copy of tabloid magazine, I see this cunt macking on some other douche.

Kate's vagina gave this guy cancer and he started riding bikes to get away from her.

Her waters are so badly contaminated their effect even made Owen Wilson try to kill himself (he failed because his nose is so big).

And just today, I was searching Google for photos of decaying roadkill to masturbate to, when I was tricked into clicking some gossip link only to discover that this walking disease is now impaling herself on Muse singer Matt Bellamy. This of course explains why they are now so terribly shit.

Reminds me of a young Errol Flynn

Before you go to sleep tonight, pray to whatever space being/fake religious figurehead you believe in that you do not have to have sex with Kate Hudson.

It’s Friday night in Australia.
Most of us have been raped for another week.

Sit back, relax, open wide and swallow this salty load of hilarity..

Aren’t ICP supposed to be badasses?
Must have mellowed out with all that cash gleaned from lonely disturbed rednecks.
Tip your hat to them, they may be shit but they have inspired thousands to show the world who they are..

Minnie, is that you?