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Archive for the ‘Crackheads’ Category

Tito “The Big Gay” Ortiz

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

Despite the rumours, he is blatantly homosexual….

MMA fans may be aware that this dumbass gay slimebag is predominantly into men, due to his innate love of rimming hairy man ass.

Actually, it has been beautiful to watch him vaguely penetrate the mannequin bucket or tepid water that used to be the biggest porn slut on the planet (despite the fact she didn’t do anal…. loser) for the last couple of years or so… maybe he was secretly penetrating her kids for satisfaction?? Not such a bad option, I would have.

Anyway, big props to this guy, coz at least he’s being honest!

ps – no previous post has been in so many categories…. and that shit ain’t a good thing, truuuusssst me!

Untalented Cunts I Hate Vol.2: Drew Barrymore

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

I fucking hate Drew Barrymore.
She is a shit actress.
I hate the way she mouths words and I want to punch her fucking head in.
After her recent effort to direct a film, Whip It, it is clear she should snuff it.

There are but 2 redeeming qualities about her:
1. She married the comedic genius Tom Green (though she later divorced him and now dates the “I’m A Mac” guy)
2. Between the ages of 12 and 15 she did drugs, slept around and tried to kill herself (Obviously like most things she does, was unsuuccessful)

I hope you got AIDS for your birthday last month, Drew.
(I would have said cancer but that’s simply mean).

C U N T .

Drugs are bad, mmkay

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

I like porn.

Alot.

Unfortunately the odd star or two fuck themselves up/burn out and it makes the baby Jeebus cry (not that he is/was real anyway).

Case in point:    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZvsWKn6nzM

Sweet dreams kids!