I must admit a guilty pleasure of mine…
Seeing people maimed by an animal, machine, other human, natural disaster, ANYTHING really…
What particularly gets me, is when it happens do a dumb fuck who is just “asking for it”, for example: this previous post of ours.

…anyway, they kinda speak for themselves don’t they?

humans… some of them are seriously just incredibly moronic…

So, I’m driving to my local abattoir this morning (as I do on thursdays, for entertainment) when I hear a story on the news about some seaworld-type killer whale trainer having been chomped on during a “training session”.

How could something as cute and cuddly as a KILLER whale have done such a thing you might ask?

Well… Here’s why people are stupid; WHY THE FUCK WOULDN’T A KILLER WHALE (or shark, crocodile, lion, tiger, polar bear etc) FUCKING EAT YOU??!?!?!

People seem suprised when they watch their buddies get eaten on the african safari after trying to “get closer to take pictures of the pretty lions”

Or when you get in a cage with one!

I could get a hundred different videos and post them here (search the net yourselves you lazy cunts!), and there will still be dumb fucking people out there that can’t believe their kids got eaten by sharks while they were surfing in South Africa…..

So really, are we all that suprised that a killer whale trainer was attacked, and died? Little Telly the killer whale was probably just ‘having a laugh’…

Funny though.. When you fuck with fire, fire fucks back.

ps – I apologize for not having a video of Tilly eating her trainer (yet), but those lion ones are just great anyway, right? (have a look for the full length version of the first one, about 15 minutes long).