It actually looks shooped to me, but here is Miley’s snatch anyway.

You have to hand it to the girl, she knows how to attract attention!
Respect.
She did grow up in the post-Britney-freak-out era after all.

Yes, I stole the subject title from a Robbie Williams album title, shut up.
The dude may be fat and look like the Feels Good man frog, but he has done more drugs and attractive women than you could ever dream about, so at least give him that. I digress..

I have seen a lot of live gigs (That’s a live musical performance for you American cockstains) in my life and there is one thing that disturbs me more than anything else (and there is alot); the ridiculous number of fuckwits who watch the entirety of the show through the 2.5″ display of their phone or shitty camera.

What drives this idiotic behaviour? Is it the ‘I-have-to-update-everyone-I-have-ever-met-on-what-I-am-doing-EVERY-FUCKING-SECOND’ mindset driven by Facebook/Twitter/MySpace/Bebo?

Are our lives so driven by technology that our lives are no longer spent ‘living them’ but simply for being documented?

Do they not see that focusing on capturing the event in most cases changes or even ruins the moment itself??

You can draw parallels here to the sickening amount of reality TV programs not built around contests but to document the insipid lives of people are not even mildly talented or interesting – That chick that got pissed on by Brandy’s brother/The Real Housewives of…/Kendra [who is that??] etc etc

What is the point here? If you see some fuckwit in front of you at a show constantly holding their phone or camera up in the air (go forbid blocking your view), break them free from this endless cycle by smashing it and them.

For they are mindless drones and deserve the jolt.
Until next time, fuck you AND your internet.

Most things in this world are photoshopped…

Let’s hope these are for real, and the sex tape is to follow…

ps – I’ll bet she gives a mean blowjob these days, after all those years of practice on that Good Charlotte tosser… after all, they were together for fucking years and claimed to be waiting until marriage to shag… pfffft!