Allow me to catch you up on the Ausfailian political landscape in a brief summary:

A few weeks ago, “Optimus” Prime Minister Kevin07 Rudd grew tired of his Deputy’s sooking when he demanded oral pleasure and threw one of his notorious tantrums.

She relented and gave him what he wanted, only to run to her dimwitted (Communist) Union buddies to help oust the nasty Kevin07.

And so, while he had his back turned to the door, jerking off to hentai, she crept into his room like the shifty immigrant she is, and knifed poor Kevin07.

The lowly troglodyte assumed the position (hahah) of PM and took over Ausfailia.
Now that an election has been called for Aug. 21, the witty, driven, intellectual inhabitants of this desert country get to choose between a douche and a turd sandwich to run the the place.

Take a look at these fuckheads.
Which would you choose?

It seems our only option is to take the lead of my colleague The rapist and vote for Eminem on the ballot card.

That said, get out there kids and vote!

Despite the rumours, he is blatantly homosexual….

MMA fans may be aware that this dumbass gay slimebag is predominantly into men, due to his innate love of rimming hairy man ass.

Actually, it has been beautiful to watch him vaguely penetrate the mannequin bucket or tepid water that used to be the biggest porn slut on the planet (despite the fact she didn’t do anal…. loser) for the last couple of years or so… maybe he was secretly penetrating her kids for satisfaction?? Not such a bad option, I would have.

Anyway, big props to this guy, coz at least he’s being honest!

ps – no previous post has been in so many categories…. and that shit ain’t a good thing, truuuusssst me!

The whole appeal of “office romances” boggles.
Get out of the office and meet some people you aren’t forced to talk to, fucking lazy dickheads!

Whether the participants are already otherwise attached is irrelevant; dating someone you work with is surely a sign that you have no life and should probably do your employer (and us) a favour and kill yourself.

Much appreciated, faggot.

So, should we seriously be suprised?

Or more to the point, should we GIVE A SHIT?!  Well, I certainly don’t give a shit… Some B grade, recently (somehow) Oscar winning actress marries the tattooed badboy Jesse James, causing an initial ‘hoo-hah’, which quickly died off when there was no filthy sex tape or stories of orgies or aborted babies.

I digress, the point I was TRYING to make was, who gives a shit that an overrated dickhead cheated on his overrated fucking wife with some tattooed filthy dirty tattooed spunkfest named Michelle Bombshell….

I’m honestly more interested in this Japanese girls’ bowel movements.