Ostraya is full of dumb cunts (including me).

It seems the entire nation agreed with me!
Last weekend, Aussies were forced to vote (unlike Yank poofs we are obliged to vote BY LAW) and the choices were so shit that people were split completely down the middle!

Hung Parliament they say! Funny because both leaders have the same size cock.

So now as a nation, we are awaiting the decision of this fuckwit to decide which party he will side with.

All Aussies wear hats like this. Everywhere.

Sums up our country perfectly.
Praying for a tidal wave,
money.

It’s Friday night in Australia.
Most of us have been raped for another week.

Sit back, relax, open wide and swallow this salty load of hilarity..

Aren’t ICP supposed to be badasses?
Must have mellowed out with all that cash gleaned from lonely disturbed rednecks.
Tip your hat to them, they may be shit but they have inspired thousands to show the world who they are..

Minnie, is that you?

Yee-haw!

Everybody by now has heard that the US have introduced new health care legislation, designed to grant coverage and financial support for the 30-40 million Americans who can’t afford insurance and therefore either go without medical assistance, or go broke trying to pay for it themselves.

This should be a good thing, right?
Not if you ask this guy:

Yeah, I hate morans too!

You see, in case you didn’t know, Obama is actually trying to turn America into a Socialist nation, where there is no MIller or Bud Light, no Nascar and babies are beaten for sport.

Such is the propaganda being spread by many Republicans (not all) and redneck dumb cunts (looking at you Fox News).
The US really should just nuke the southern states and be done with it.
The ratio of militant, ignorant ultra right wing fascists to decent people seems to be 10-1.

In any case, FUCK YOU REDNECK FAGGOTS!