I had a conversation recently where someone was smugly detailing the ‘ridiculousness’ of $cientology. They mockingly outlined the basic theology, making mention of Xenu, Thetans, E-Meters etc etc (they had obviously seen a 60 Minutes report on it).

Ruler of the Galactic Confederacy

Now, don’t misinterpret, fools: I agree this premise is not dissimilar from an Ed Wood schlock sci fi film from the 50s.

But really, how is this shit any different to believing that there in an old dude with a white beard and robes in the sky who created the planet and its inhabitants in a week?
Or that he moulded the first man like a clay figure then fashioned him a wife from a hip bone?
Or that a man could walk on water, heal blind peeps and turn water into wine?
See what I’m getting at?

Look at my pimp hat, bitch! Peace.

Christianity is every bit as fucking stupid as $cientology.
Just because there are billions of idiots out there who believe in it, doesnt make it any less moronic (moran-ic).

In short, paedophiles who live in glass houses should put some pants on and also not throw stones at other idiots who also believe in fictional characters.