I will make no song and dance about this: Justin Bieber is shit.
He cannot sing.
He cannot dance.
He is too young to even have seen a movie with the word ‘shit’ in it.
He wears nappies (diapers, stupid Yank cunt).

All this shrieking fandom bullshit is hyped by a media so short of any real content that it creates a frenzy itself.

I HOPE YOU ARE ABDUCTED AND RAPED BY CRAZED PRISON ESCAPEES BIEBER.
Die.
P.S. I love that Baby song! You know, the one that goes:
‘Baby, baby, baby oooooh,
like baby, baby, baby noooooooo,
like baby, baby, baby, ooooh.
Thought you’d always be mine, mine (repeat x34)’

Hey there cockheads!
You may recall that a while back I mentioned how completely shit Australian politicians are (aren’t they all?).

It seems the entire nation agreed with me!
Last weekend, Aussies were forced to vote (unlike Yank poofs we are obliged to vote BY LAW) and the choices were so shit that people were split completely down the middle!

Hung Parliament they say! Funny because both leaders have the same size cock.

So now as a nation, we are awaiting the decision of this fuckwit to decide which party he will side with.

Sums up our country perfectly.
Praying for a tidal wave,
money.

shut your cunt mouth.

Allow me to catch you up on the Ausfailian political landscape in a brief summary:

A few weeks ago, “Optimus” Prime Minister Kevin07 Rudd grew tired of his Deputy’s sooking when he demanded oral pleasure and threw one of his notorious tantrums.

She relented and gave him what he wanted, only to run to her dimwitted (Communist) Union buddies to help oust the nasty Kevin07.

And so, while he had his back turned to the door, jerking off to hentai, she crept into his room like the shifty immigrant she is, and knifed poor Kevin07.

The lowly troglodyte assumed the position (hahah) of PM and took over Ausfailia.
Now that an election has been called for Aug. 21, the witty, driven, intellectual inhabitants of this desert country get to choose between a douche and a turd sandwich to run the the place.

Take a look at these fuckheads.
Which would you choose?

It seems our only option is to take the lead of my colleague The rapist and vote for Eminem on the ballot card.

That said, get out there kids and vote!

Hey ‘tards… with the slandercampaign.com offices orifices growing larger and larger, we’ve taken on our new apprentice, Dexda. Here he is, in his new office at slandercampaign.com HQ…

I’m sure it comes as no surprise that the creators of this little den of love and rainbows are not great fans of this shit known as Twilight.

If you have read the books (any of them) you are one of the following:
- A gay male with a Peter Pan complex
- An insecure female with low intelligence and unattended clinical delusions

The character of Edward Cullen is a gigantic faggot.

I hope any and all readers of this rubbish spend their lives sad and alone.
Fuck yourselves.