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For the past couple of weeks I have been bombarded by posters and trailers everywhere for this disgusting rom-com bullshit film This Means War, starring OSCAR Winner Reese Witherspoon.
First of all I have no idea why a relatively good actor like Tom Hardy (Inception, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Warrior etc) would be in a film directed by McG – a shitbag faggot of the Brett Ratner magnitude.
Secondly, I just wanted to post to say how much I hate Reese Witherspoon.
The first time I laid eyes on the cunt was Cruel Intentions; memorable mainly because it starred Sarah Michelle Gellar as a scheming slut (though we never got to see her do inter-racial anal as was implied in the film).
Ever since then I have hated her.
Her acting ‘talents’ are tremendously over-estimated simply because she is not attractive; ‘she isn’t hot so she must be smart/talented’ – Variety.
The cunt was given an Oscar for fuck’s sake!
Though I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, they gave one to Gwyneth Paltrow and Nicole Kidman too and they are fucking terrible actors.
Which reminds me, the Oscars are on this weekend! It has been a relatively good year for films but the Oscars are full of shit so who cares; some sentimental shit will win just like
last every year (Don’t mention The King’s Speech to me).
Anyway, the point is I hate Reese Witherspoon and the entire concept of this movie without having seen it.
If you happen to watch and enjoy it then you are surely a dullard and deserve to die.
I mean it, you should be killed by someone or something.
Have a great weekend!
This post was sponsored by Jack Daniels just like my last one.