Look on the internets for pics of me shitting!

Only the dumbest kind of slut would sing a song about domestic abuse wearing next to nothing, after being the victim of domestic abuse herself (props Chris).

Thanks TMZ, you faggots.

With a teeny bit of luck perhaps Rihanna will have her voice-box torn out by wolverines, so we won’t have to hear her fucked up whiney over-produced drivel any longer. Perhaps then she’ll stick to leaking nude pics of herself online that 15yo gangsta-wannabes can get hard over.

Plenty more where this came from..

Even the lyrical genius Eminem can be seen below wishing she’d just fucking die.

can you believe this shit!?

Rihanna, No word of a lie, I don’t give a fuck if you “like the way it hurts”, I would pay good money to watch you burn.

Chews cock for sure

I will make no song and dance about this: Justin Bieber is shit.
He cannot sing.
He cannot dance.
He is too young to even have seen a movie with the word ‘shit’ in it.
He wears nappies (diapers, stupid Yank cunt).

All this shrieking fandom bullshit is hyped by a media so short of any real content that it creates a frenzy itself.

I HOPE YOU ARE ABDUCTED AND RAPED BY CRAZED PRISON ESCAPEES BIEBER.
Die.
P.S. I love that Baby song! You know, the one that goes:
‘Baby, baby, baby oooooh,
like baby, baby, baby noooooooo,
like baby, baby, baby, ooooh.
Thought you’d always be mine, mine (repeat x34)’

Wee ar tha smarterest cuntry inn tha wurld!

Okay, so I know it’s “only Twitter” but if you don’t know how to use the correct grammar (or spelling, in most cases), then look it up! I’m tired of people complaining about how uneducated the “kids of today” are. Not that half of these fuckwits should be celebrities anyway but how do we expect “the kids” to learn when their role-models have no idea how to speak (or write) plain fucking English?! Everyone makes mistakes but when you proceed to incorrectly use words in your tweets, you look like a retard.

Did you notice the bold words above? If so; good, we’ve discounted that fact that you’re a total fuckwit.

Here are some examples of English and how to use it:

THEN: This word can be used many ways but is most commonly used as a continuative adverb, meaning it serves to continue a sentence. EXAMPLE: “I scored some Heroin after a big night out then went home and shot up.”

THAN: This word is comparative, meaning it is used most commonly to compare things. EXAMPLE: “I am smarter than you.”

THERE: Commonly used to describe position or location. EXAMPLE: “I accidentally killed a Hooker. I had to bury her corpse over there.”

THEIR: This word is the possessive case of “they”. EXAMPLE: “Those kids better shut the fuck up before I knock their fuckin’ teeth out!”

THEY’RE: A contraction of “they are”. A “contraction” is when a letter (and sometimes a space) has been replaced by an apostrophe. In this case; a space and the letter “A”. EXAMPLE: “Do you think they’re going to blame us for killing their dog?” (Notice the use of “they’re” and “their” in the same sentence.)

YOUR: Much like “their” is to “they”, “your” is the possessive case of “you”. EXAMPLE: “Shut your fuckin’ mouth, bitch!”

YOU’RE: This is a contraction of “you are”. EXAMPLE: “You’re a faggot!”

That’s the end of the lesson, kids. This is only a fragment of the English language but hopefully you’ve learned enough not to sound like your favorite “celebrity” or “sports hero”. The next time one of these undeserving fuckheads spells something incorrectly or uses the wrong word, TELL THEM! Let them know that no matter how much money they have, you will always be smarter than they are.

Spread the hate,

Dexda.

You forgot your top!

I have a simple question for you: why is it that Jennifer Aniston cannot keep a man interested?

Say what you like about her shitty nose job, or changing her name from Anistonopopopopolous, or the fact that her appearance in any film will doom it’s commercial success, but there is something amiss here.

It seems every week there is a new magazine cover expose on her disastrous personal life, usually involving the words ‘lonely’ or ‘desperate’ or ‘baby’.

I'm so ronery.

This woman has had relationships with some pretty famous motherfuckers.. Vince Vaughn (when he was fat), funny manboy Paul Rudd, serial pimps John Mayer and Adam Duritz, tough guy Gerard Butler, Tate Donovan (who?), the list goes on.
She was married to Brad Pitt for fuck’s sake! Everyone loves Brad Pitt, don’t they?!
Fuck yeah!!

For whatever reason she can’t keep one.
Is she a super annoying bitch?
Does she bite her toenails?
Does she fart loudly?
I have as sneaking suspicion it has something to do with her vagina.
Here is a representation of what I think it looks like..

Buyer Beware

She lures these unsuspecting Lotharios in with her notoriety and promises of delectable intercourse, and then SNAP! She clamps their dick!

I’m pretty sure I’m on the money here, so if Jennifer Aniston comes onto you, punch her in the snatch and run for your life.

Ostraya is full of dumb cunts (including me).

It seems the entire nation agreed with me!
Last weekend, Aussies were forced to vote (unlike Yank poofs we are obliged to vote BY LAW) and the choices were so shit that people were split completely down the middle!

Hung Parliament they say! Funny because both leaders have the same size cock.

So now as a nation, we are awaiting the decision of this fuckwit to decide which party he will side with.

All Aussies wear hats like this. Everywhere.

Sums up our country perfectly.
Praying for a tidal wave,
money.