No, I am not talking about Will & Grace, or Kylie Minogue.

This is the next level of Gay entertainment that isn’t discussed in polite western hetero culture.

Enjoy:    FUCKING WEIRD YOUTUBE CLIP HERE

PROTIP: This song was used to tremendous effect in Silence Of The Lambs

Here is a picture of Roger Federer’s wife.

While he is getting ready to play in the Aus Open Final in a few hours, she is probably ‘working’ in the dressing room.

Mirka Federer when she isn't courtside

P.S.  This post is tongue in butt cheek.

For some reason, Pink P!!!nk!! is very very popular in Australia.

On her past two tours she has sold out considerably large arenas, even booking something like a ten night run in Melbourne.

There is a point to this; how is it that someone so incredibly untalented can be so successful?

P!!!!nk (nee Alecia Moore – obviously her parents were devout Morans like herself to spell Alicia that way) is astoundingly unattractive, has a voice that wouldn’t pass muster at an Idol audition and doesn’t play any instruments well (I have seen her with a guitar hanging off her – she can barely strum it).

So what is it? Is she an under-estimated songwriter? Quite the opposite, virtually every track on every album  is co-written by a known “hands-on” producer or writer-for-hire (Linda Perry, Billy Mann, Butch Walker, Max Martin).

I think the key to success lies in the gimmick her label has created around her, that of the ‘bad girl’, the ‘rebel’.

The public latch onto this, feeling that in some way they can aspire to adopt her seemingly rebellious attitude in doses and discard the formalities of modern life. This is evidenced in everything she does, the style of music, the content of her videos, the concert format, promotional pics etc.

I  find it HILARIOUS that Pink has seen fit to diss others such as Britney Spears as untalented and/or marketed rubbish, when she herself is pretty much the same thing. The only thing different is their gimmicks; Pink is the “rebel”, Britney the onetime beautiful innocent, now seductress/party girl.

In any case, I suppose my contempt applies both to Pink herself for her ‘holier than thou’ attitude and inflated sense of talent, and to the mass public who swallow the marketing semen enthusiastically and usually become quite agitated when I call them on their gullibility.

Some claim to simply enjoy her songs, and yes there may be one MAYBE two which are catchy but it is important to give credit where credit is due: to her songwriting team and producers.

TL, DR: P!nk is fucking shit and I hope she gets terminal cervical cancer soon.

Shitcunt

Harold Thomas, the Territory man who designed the Aboriginal flag says he stopped online behemoth Google from using it because they were “disrespectful” in the way they approached him.

Google planned to use a drawing of the flag as part of its redesigned logo to mark Australia Day.

The design, depicting the letters of Google as Australian animals against a night sky with the Aboriginal flag forming one O (seen below in all it’s glory), was created by 11-year-old Jessie Du from NSW, who won a competition to feature on the Google homepage.

Those racist Google cunts caused an online furore when it posted the design – without the Aboriginal flag.

This week Harold Thomas, who lives in Darwin’s rural area, said negotiations “just broke down” over his copyright to the flag.

“I’d be tickled pink to have Google use my design on their logo,” he said, holding out his freakishly white looking hand.

“It’s customary for anybody using it in a commercial situation to (pay) a fee component – how the fuck else do you think I paid for my rolls?

“It’s not about what I wanted. It’s about the process. The process and the bitches man!

“The prizes had been issued before I’d been contacted – that put me on the back foot, in a defensive manner. That, and I was drunk at the time, give me a break!

“They were just niggling and did not want to respect me as an artist. You can’t just throw around the “N” word all you like, I need to be respected bro, like Jay-Z.

“They didn’t make me an appropriate offer.”

He said he was later offered “a pittance” but would not say how much.

Google public relations manager Annie Baxter said the company refuted Mr Thomas’s claims, and that “any other of those fuckers would jump at a goon bag and $3- worth of unleaded”

“Knowing that the flag was copyright, it was imperative to us that we had the copyright holder’s permission before displaying it on the homepage,” she said.

“While we were hopeful that we would be able to show Jessie’s beautiful image in its original form, unfortunately we weren’t able to reach an agreement with the copyright holder, despite definite efforts to do so.”

Although she would not say how much Google eventually offered Mr Thomas, a reliable source has revealed that it was more than the customary goon bag and fuel.

At this point, all I’m hoping is that my lawyers will sort out Mr Thomas so that I don’t have to pay him any fucking cash!

I’M GLAD HE’S DEAD. Why Steven Johnstone had to take four others with him I’ll never know…

Some exerpts from recent news articles (news.com; theage.com.au; wheelers hill leader newspaper:

Five young men were killed on Sunday morning when a car carrying six people slammed into a tree in Plenty Road. Only one young girl survived the horrific crash.

The crash claimed the lives of driver Steven Johnstone, 19, Anthony Lanetta, 18, Will Te Whare, 15, Matt Lister, 17, and Ben Hall, 19. Elissa Lanetta, 15, was the sole survivor after her brother, Anthony, apparently used his body to shield her from the full impact of the collision.

Police have previously stated that speed was a factor in the accident with the XR6 sedan travelling at speeds in excess of 140kmh (in an 80kmh zone)

Toxicology tests on Steven Johnstone confirm that he had a blood alcohol reading of .19. The legal limit for fully licenced drivers in Victoria is .05. But P Plate drivers must have a zero reading – no alcohol is allowed in the system.

He had a condition on his licence limiting him to one teenage passenger at the time of the crash.

UPDATE:
Hopefully this dumb fucking cunt dies too…(click me)