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Archive for March, 2010

Wil Anderson dies in house fire..

Monday, March 29th, 2010

…I WISH!!!!

The fact that someone who is negatively (if that’s even possible) humorous FOR A LIVING baffles me.. He is PAID for his drivel! This cunt squeaks and squawks fucking bullshit, and there is a total absence of funny ‘material’.

If you have ever laughed, or even slightly smirked at anything this dickhead has said, you should be ashamed.. As for you Mr. Anderson, here’s to hoping you get trapped in a burning house, and die, slowly.

ps – this post should have been Untalented cunts I hate Vol.3: Wil Anderson

Australian’s should be embarassed…

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

Hands up who’s seen the all new 2010 QANTAS grid girl outfits……..

Fucking abhorrent!

What kind of shit is this to pull?!  The fuckwits at QANTAS wanted something “classier”… well then they shouldn’t be putting their name to GRID GIRLS, who are SUPPOSED to be hot chicks with tits and ass hanging out… it’s one of the last great remaining traditions where these chicks can slut around (and get paid for it!) while blokes ogle them and make lewd remarks and whatnot..  what’s wrong with that?!

There’s a little video of the new outfits on the herald sun website too, if you can be fucked… here

I thought we had an understanding….  but QANTAS has fucked it for everyone..  I wonder if the great Mr Ecclestone knew anything about this.. surely he wouldn’t have let it happen!

To ease the depressing nature of it all, I’ve included some previous, far sluttier, grid girl outfits…

“Conservative” Americans are fucking stupid.

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010

Yee-haw!

Everybody by now has heard that the US have introduced new health care legislation, designed to grant coverage and financial support for the 30-40 million Americans who can’t afford insurance and therefore either go without medical assistance, or go broke trying to pay for it themselves.

This should be a good thing, right?
Not if you ask this guy:

Yeah, I hate morans too!

You see, in case you didn’t know, Obama is actually trying to turn America into a Socialist nation, where there is no MIller or Bud Light, no Nascar and babies are beaten for sport.

Such is the propaganda being spread by many Republicans (not all) and redneck dumb cunts (looking at you Fox News).
The US really should just nuke the southern states and be done with it.
The ratio of militant, ignorant ultra right wing fascists to decent people seems to be 10-1.

In any case, FUCK YOU REDNECK FAGGOTS!

I Love This Bitch

Sunday, March 21st, 2010

Om nom nom

Despite all her recent indiscretions:

Y halo thar!

No hair policy, I like it.

Always carry an umbrella, the paps need to be kept in line.

And the fact she dates/marries faggot losers:

Love those curls.

Kevin FATerline, amirite?

Hey, I have glasses on, I am smart.

..I love this bitch.

hate all you want, fags.

The fine line between art and rape.

Sunday, March 21st, 2010

Ka-ching!


Terry Richardson is one of my favourite photographers. While he has shot some of the most famous peeps on the planet (see here), his style is gritty, graphic and stark.

Some butthurt fags whinge because he encourages his subjects to ‘participate’ in the shoots (sooks here), yet I cannot understand how anyone could expect anything less.

If you are a model, and you get booked for a Richardson shoot, and it’s not for product (Gucci, Miu Miu, Hilfiger etc), and it’s not about YOU because you aren’t famous, then it must be for HIS own artistic intent, yes? Well his style is WELL documented (and lauded).

SO, if you aren’t willing to get nude, or jerk him off if he suggests it, DON’T DO THE SHOOT.

“oh, but many of them are young and easily manipulated by a photographer as widely respected as him”..
FUCK OFF. Refer to the paragraph above.

‘Sides, the dude is up there with Clooney in the style stakes..

70s English Lit professor chic.

And he works hard:

Multi-tasking

Get off the man’s balls, bitches.
What you see is what you get.

Reminds me of a recent post on here about a whale.. Oh the whale killed a lady!
Why do people act surprised when he is clearly what he says he is?

The false excitement of the “office romance”.

Sunday, March 21st, 2010

The whole appeal of “office romances” boggles.
Get out of the office and meet some people you aren’t forced to talk to, fucking lazy dickheads!

Whether the participants are already otherwise attached is irrelevant; dating someone you work with is surely a sign that you have no life and should probably do your employer (and us) a favour and kill yourself.

Much appreciated, faggot.