so, inspired by pure fucking boredom…

I made you this cock sandwich, EAT IT.

It’s Friday night in Australia.
Most of us have been raped for another week.

Sit back, relax, open wide and swallow this salty load of hilarity..

Aren’t ICP supposed to be badasses?
Must have mellowed out with all that cash gleaned from lonely disturbed rednecks.
Tip your hat to them, they may be shit but they have inspired thousands to show the world who they are..

Minnie, is that you?

Like the subject?

It really kills the suspense, I know, but this particular subject demands one get to the point:
This cunt is a talentless hack piece of shit:

This cunt needs to be publicly bludgeoned to death.

Anyone on earth has more right to do the ‘job’ this idiot does.

He is supposedly some form of entertainment reporter but really is nothing more than a fucking muppet.
I’m not going to waste too much time on him other than to say he has no integrity, no wit, no talent and worst of all; is a Kiwi.
In the past he has reported hoaxes and pranks on the air, most famously reporting Jeff Goldblum’s death and that Sydney had lost the Olympics in 2000.

Fuckwit.

I pray to Larry sanders for his imminent passing.
If I were related to him, I would kill him and myself.

Dat Ass

That is all.

I just happened upon this while channel surfing.

This is the endtimes.
Start praying to Jeebus/Satan/Xenu/LeBron.

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I had a conversation recently where someone was smugly detailing the ‘ridiculousness’ of $cientology. They mockingly outlined the basic theology, making mention of Xenu, Thetans, E-Meters etc etc (they had obviously seen a 60 Minutes report on it).

Ruler of the Galactic Confederacy

Now, don’t misinterpret, fools: I agree this premise is not dissimilar from an Ed Wood schlock sci fi film from the 50s.

But really, how is this shit any different to believing that there in an old dude with a white beard and robes in the sky who created the planet and its inhabitants in a week?
Or that he moulded the first man like a clay figure then fashioned him a wife from a hip bone?
Or that a man could walk on water, heal blind peeps and turn water into wine?
See what I’m getting at?

Look at my pimp hat, bitch! Peace.

Christianity is every bit as fucking stupid as $cientology.
Just because there are billions of idiots out there who believe in it, doesnt make it any less moronic (moran-ic).

In short, paedophiles who live in glass houses should put some pants on and also not throw stones at other idiots who also believe in fictional characters.