I’m sure it comes as no surprise that the creators of this little den of love and rainbows are not great fans of this shit known as Twilight.

If you have read the books (any of them) you are one of the following:
- A gay male with a Peter Pan complex
- An insecure female with low intelligence and unattended clinical delusions

The character of Edward Cullen is a gigantic faggot.

I hope any and all readers of this rubbish spend their lives sad and alone.
Fuck yourselves.

Who can explain this?

Why are these fuckheads popular?

Are there THAT many 20 year old receptionists out there?

I hope Al Qaeda target a Black Eyed Peas ‘concert’ and kill them and as many of their idiot fans with them.
These cunts are only the same level of talent as P!!!!nk.
Die.

Have you ever heard the term ‘hate fuck’?

For me, Katy Perry is the epitome of the phrase.

I loathe her ‘music’ and in many ways I find her disgusting.
That said, she has very large breasts and a decent physique, so maybe I will spare the bullet.

In addition she is engaged to this fuckwit..

This cunt is a fucking moron, says stupid shit, is a talentless ‘singer’ but she is pretty attractive in a spoiled Valley Girl sort of way.

If you get a chance, kidnap and rape her tomorrow.

P.S. That new song of hers, California Gurls is inarguably the worst piece of shit ever created in the guise of Pop Music.

Kate Hudson is a fucking genius.
Somehow she manages to make spectacularly shit films, get paid for them, and also trick famous men into dipping their penis into her herpes pond.
I would not hesitate in fucking her mother before even letting Kate perform my nightly ball/anus shave.

It seems that every time I take a shit and proceed to wipe my silky smooth bottom with the latest copy of tabloid magazine, I see this cunt macking on some other douche.

Her waters are so badly contaminated their effect even made Owen Wilson try to kill himself (he failed because his nose is so big).

And just today, I was searching Google for photos of decaying roadkill to masturbate to, when I was tricked into clicking some gossip link only to discover that this walking disease is now impaling herself on Muse singer Matt Bellamy. This of course explains why they are now so terribly shit.

Before you go to sleep tonight, pray to whatever space being/fake religious figurehead you believe in that you do not have to have sex with Kate Hudson.

It actually looks shooped to me, but here is Miley’s snatch anyway.

You have to hand it to the girl, she knows how to attract attention!
Respect.
She did grow up in the post-Britney-freak-out era after all.

Rampage Jackson was once an MMA fighter.
He was known for his mean face, incessant growling and wearing some kid’s bike chain around his neck.
He occasionally had some wins which were not completely boring.
Then one day, after watching Jerry Maguire for the 4th time in a row, Rampage (he earned this nickname after demolishing a fairy floss castle as a child) decided he should further his image of manliness by fighting one of the actors in the film, Tom Cruise Rashad Evans.

Anyway, so the big day came and instead of fighting each other, the combatants creeped around the octagon homo-erotically, not wanting to hurt each other’s propsects of movie roles in future.
In the end, Rampage was decided to be more gay due to his very tiny shorts and therefore lost the fight.

Fear not dear readers, for there is a happy ending to this story!
Rampage lost a bet in a men’s bath-house and had to star in a remake of the critically acclaimed 80s TV series M*A*S*H The A-Team and is a big movie star now!!

This is especially great because Rampage’s MMA career is over as everyone now knows he is a fucking bitch.

Enjoy your movie money, weak cunt.