Little Lindsay has to spend 90 days in prison. Boo fucking hoo!

Can I at least get a Prada jumpsuit?

Bitch, if I had my way, you’d be tied up and gagged in an abandoned warehouse for 90 days, getting raped by a pack of naggers while my hero Mel watched and jerked off. What can I say, I’m a romantic. Anyways, it seems Lilo has put a price tag (I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere about price tags and toe tags) on her first interview upon leaving the slammer – $1m. I say good on her. If you can’t be a stupid whore and drink drive and fly overseas instead of taking your court-appointed alcohol rehabilitation classes without making some cash from it all, what CAN you do? Besides, would you rather see her poor and sober or rich and living it up? Good on you, Linds. Go hard and when it all comes crashing down, remember: hollow points taste the best.

Spread the hate,

Dexda.

Tags: Cunts I hate, Dumb Sluts, eat a bullet, Jailbirds, Mel, naggers